The Omar Ha-Redeye Kettle

Omar Ha-Redeye donated a brand new kettle to the law school.

The announcement went out with this message:

I hereby relinquish all interest in property in one (1) kettle, to be
placed in trust with the Student Legal Society (SLS) for the use of
the student body.
The SLS has no duty of care to monitor or investigate the purpose or
use of hot water by sleep-deprived law students.
As a peppercorn consideration for the kettle, I request the following:
1) Do not steal the kettle. In previous years kettles have
mysteriously become mobile. If you see one walking away, be sure to
guide it back to its original resting place.
2) Do not place anything except water inside the kettle. Seriously,
I’ve seen this happen.
3) Laugh at the inscription. This is mandatory.
This public statement also provides a defence of mistaken belief in
the likelihood that sniffer dogs come to our school, violate my s. 7
Charter rights, and identify the green leaves in my backpack and
locker as something other than tea.

Of course the question always is, well what does the inscription say?  One side just has the name and class year, but the reverse states,

Always in hot water